Now booking — Royal Oak up to Rochester, MI
From $3.85 a day — less than your morning coffee. I run Sundays, Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays. No knock, no doorbell — I go straight to the yard, clean it, and let myself out.
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Hi, I'm Kevin. I run this route myself — no crews, no subcontractors, just me showing up every week, rain, shine, or snow. I have 10+ years of experience working closely with dogs, and I bring that same care to every yard I scoop.
A yard that gets scooped every week isn't just nicer to walk through — it's better for your dog, your family, and your lawn.
Dog waste can carry roundworms, hookworms, whipworms, and giardia — parasites your own dog can pick right back up just by walking the yard. Weekly pickup breaks that cycle before it starts.
Leftover waste is exactly what rats, mice, and flies go looking for — it's an easy meal, and they'll keep coming back for it. Clear it out weekly and there's nothing left to draw them in.
Dog waste is highly acidic — left to sit, it burns your grass into yellow, dead-looking spots instead of feeding it. Regular pickup is what keeps your yard looking like a yard.
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One or two visits a week, on your set day, billed month to month — no contract, ever. Here's exactly how that runs, start to finish.
Starting at $3.85 a day for one dog once a week — twice a week, more dogs or a bigger yard costs a bit more, so use the calculator above for your exact number. Checkout takes about a minute: address, start date, gate notes, done.
I run Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday routes and assign your day by neighborhood — that's what keeps me on time. I text it to you before the first visit.
Your first clean is exactly one week after you sign up. I go straight to the yard — no knock, no doorbell, no chat at the gate — clean it, leave a treat for your dog if that's okay with you, and latch it behind me. Nothing for you to do, ever.
Next: your address, start date and card. Cancel anytime, month to month.
One connected route across Oakland County — that's the whole area.
Shaded area = where I scoop. Approximate, for orientation.
Every street on this list gets the same weekly visit.
I keep the route tight on purpose — it's how I hold the same day every week. Just outside these lines? Email me anyway: if there's a neighbor or two nearby, I'll add your street.
Snow doesn't make it go away — it just buries it until the thaw. This is exactly when a weekly visit matters most.
Every visit skipped in winter is still sitting there in March — just frozen and buried under snow until the thaw dumps it all over your yard at once.
That's exactly why it's worth having someone else do it. I'm out there in the cold every route day so you never have to be.
Rain, shine, or snow, I clear a path and get it out — same route, same day, all winter long. No pause unless you ask for one.
Month to month, one charge, no contract. Five things — that's the whole system.
I take on a limited number of yards so every one gets the same day, the same care, and a real person who knows your gate. When I'm full, there's a waitlist.
Same amount every month, no matter how many weeks fall in it. Nothing else gets added, and you can stop any month you like.
Your card is charged when you sign up, and your first visit lands exactly one week later on your set day. That week is what I use to fit you into the route.
Charged automatically on the same date each month from the day you sign up. Emailed receipt every time, with a log of every visit I made.
Tell me before your next charge date and you're just not billed again. No fee, no phone call, no hassle.
Your first clean is one week after you sign up. You are charged at signup and I use that week to slot you into the route. I text you your day before I come.
I come Sunday, Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday. Those are my four route days. I assign yours based on where your street falls on the route — that is how I keep the same time every week — and I text it to you before your first visit. It never changes after that.
I never knock or ring the bell. I let myself into the yard, do the work, and let myself back out — nothing needed from you, ever. If I ever need to reach you, it's a text or an email.
Dogs inside, gate unlocked. I can't work around a loose dog, and a locked gate is the number one reason a visit gets missed. Everyone gets one free do-over a year, no questions asked.
Yes, I work all winter. Snow doesn't stop me — I clear a path to the mess and keep your yard on the route all season long. If it ever gets buried too deep for a visit to be worth it, you can pause billing for up to three months and keep your spot — or stay on and I'll deep-clean the whole property free in spring.
Serving Royal Oak up through Rochester. Pick your plan and start online in two minutes — no calls, no contract, no scooping.
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